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- About the Rats.
- Products and Services.
- Enter the Prism.
Rat Dealing & Co.
We sell rat prisms to the willing. Only the chosen few may bask in the glow.
Order Form. | Order Form. | Order Form.
- For purchases over 10$, recieve a free rat fetus!
- If you work for us, you will recieve not only 10c for every transaction you do but also a [REDACTED] discount on every future purchase!
- Free rat prism if you buy me an ice cream! But only the good kind.
- Free prism! If you pay for it :)
- You can pet my dog forever five prisms you buy.
- For every prism you buy my cat gets one more toe.
(she's up to 26 pls stop)
- Need to add more information into tabs
- Add more photos
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About The Rats.
Illustration courtesy of Percy!!!!
Our rats are of the highest quality. They are raised free range and fed only the finest meat pellets to support their growth both physically and emotionally.
*this statment does not apply to Rat Fetus(TM), as they have not yet been raised.
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Products and Services.
To purchase your very own Rat Product, please click "DO NOT PUSH BUTTON!!!" to redirect to our order form.
Rat Prism 3$
Our free range Rat Prisms are beautiful creatures. Perfect geometric corners, an amazing sense of style, and weird floppy limbs. Everything you could ever want.
Rat Fetus 50c
The Rat Fetus is similar to the Rat Prism, at 4% of the original size.
Although these creatures seem like lone wolves, they actually do much better in pairs, trios, or squads than alone, but not in quintets; they are threatened by large groups. It is essential to their social-emotional wellbeing that they are exposed to a large community at a young age so they may develop properly.
Customizations: Triangulate Your Desires. 5$
Get your, your friend, family member, a treasured object or pet's face custom printed onto a prism of your own!
More information on "Enter the Prism." section
Adopt a Rat Prism!*price veries per rat
Adopt a rat prism or foster a fetus!
Unlike our purebred prisms, these prism have been rescued off the streets or from abusive homes. They come pre-named, and some have little defects. But you get to save a life!
Once a prism gets adopted, they will be removed from the slideshow. If you wish to adopt one, fill out our order form and we will discuss the adoption process.
Warrenty:
Order a prism already.
Customizations: Triangulate Your Desires.
Customizations: Triangualte Your Desires is a branch off of Rat Dealing & Co. (We're the Co.)
Get your, your friend, family member, a treasured object or pet's face custom printed onto a prism of your own! Perfect as a surprise gift, prank, or just something to keep in your window at night so it can watch you while you sleep. Like a dreamcatcher!*
*Rat Dealings & Co. cannot guarantee what it does with your dreams once it has them. Warrenties do not apply to stolen or haunted dreamsTo get a custom face or creature printed onto a prism, all we require is three easy photos. Please submit a picture of their face, (preferably picturing from below their chin to above their head), a picture of the side of their head, and a picture of the back of their head. Submit these photos to the provided button. This will create the realistic illusion of dimension from every side of the prism.
The sizing of our custom prisms varies from our Rat Prisms(TM). Which just means we will make it normal-sized unless specifically requested to be smaller.
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